yes kids,hows things?
so,i bet you guys were all bricking it that i was fed up with this thing and was gonna get disillusioned with it all. FEAR NOT PEOPLE!iM BACK!
Its just that Ive developed somewhat of a life over the last few days and havent been anywhere near an internet cafe. so,,,,,whats a g'wan?
I went to the face painting gig on friday night-its all going downhill from here people...turned out they had more than enough ready volunteers to do the 56 spidermen loving freaksih wains(and one cat lover...spinster anyone?) so i actually ended up on a team with dan answering questions and kicking ass. and then this guy called simon walks in and has to join our team because he's late and we only have 2people anyways. and then dan has to fuck off 10 minutes later and leaves me alone with this guy who i dont know. turnsout hes an artist(his stuff is fucking amazing)and a musician(his stuff is fucking amazing)and he lives by himslef(hes 34) and hes single.and interested.AND IM FUCKING NOT!!!!!single that is.and we won thanks to my knwledge-believe it or not, working with 12 women who all read heat magazine and closer every week religously will one day have its uses.none of the crusty hippies knew who the BB host was or who won celbrity Love Island.they all knew what the economic state of Rwanada was and the difference between and Hutu and a Tutsie but not the four names of the teli tubbies(point for each one-thats four points right there)...won a hoover(i know!!!shite)so i gave it to simon who doesnt have one.we bonded.
so yeah,ended up having an amazing night chatting to this guy. I ended up not going home that night(its not what you think people). Im feeling a little bit claustrophobic in the apt. anyways-they were having a kind of mini housewarming for us that night and i ended up in the blue note instead, fucked on pints since i hadnt eaten since 10 that morning and had been running around town doing stuff for the aids orphanage dealie. didnt bother me hole going home-was having better craic with my new friend. i also had brilliant craic with my new friend the next night too-with a swiss girl and a guy called gavin in their house.(just realised that sentence sounds really dodgy).. so many cool people-i have actaully met 14 new people in the space of a week,and i have around 5 new phone numbers! Its times like this I wish i was single!!!
spent yesterday skagging out in the flat with enda. had a really nice day and talked about all the shite that was actually making me fuck off out of the flat away from everyone to engage with fabulous looking men instead. Turns out, my actions were quite upsetting (imagine!!!?) and I said sorry and enda said sorry and we sorted everything out. So i dont think i can see my new friend anymore.Its probably for the best.
sarah-sounds like you were having the CRAIC in your last mail.you demented wee doll ye! are you on for a mad one this weekend?
ok, so, thats about it peopel. Im going now to write my cv properly and hopefully get a job. ideally, internet cafe job but any job will do at this stage...im dwn to my last 100 til i get the dole.
oh yeah,managed to get on the lease,...this big web of lies im weaving is bound to get me kicked out of there at some stage....
so thats it people...please note how I have in no way referred to anyone whose name might rhyme with farl who lives in a place that could possibly sound like Lubdin in the hope that this does not become a diluted inane conversation with odd dirty letterkenny accented comments thrown in for rich measure.if I was to refer to such a person I would tell them that they were totally welcome to come to galway next weekend with sarah and stay in my apt.......but i wont.
so,talk soon kids.
diarmaid,im very disapointed in you-i thought you would love the opportunity to wow us all with your writng skill and acerbic wit....but alas....it would seem that farl has taken your place.....
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Anonymous
July 19 2005, 10:47:36 UTC 6 years ago
mdma from thursday till sunday (or 'ow my face')
hmm.does the boyf read your livejournal? cause if i had a girlfriend (stay with me on this one) i certainly wouldnt want to read about her new-found, talented and handsome 34 year-old mates with whom she enjoys staying up all night talking, and her yearning for the single life (its probably too long ago for you to remember but it sucks swollen monkey balls). i dunno if you realise this, but i think every boyfriend's biggest fear is the strapping, talented older guy, with his ropey man-muscles, his own gaff and his big sexy car.
i also am looking for an internet cafe job. well, phase one, compiling a list of all those within reach of the nevin, is complete. nearly.
and who's this farl cunt? do you reckon he'd spot me a few snots to get down to galway for the weekend? cause otherwise its not happening.
unless i start mugging grannies. i think if i was really calm and friendly about it, i'd actually be doing them a favour by diluting the amount of violent crimes perpetrated upon the elderly. its that or go back to being a rent-boy, but none of those clothes fit me anymore...
-Carl.
July 20 2005, 12:20:36 UTC 6 years ago
Randy In Trailer Park Boys
No, enda doesnt read my blog.He says hes never met anyone who actually keeps one who isnt a complete self absorbed self obsessed cunt. The only self practices that I indulge in are medicative. But he doesnt understand the power of the web diary. Maybe one day....Internet cafe jobs are hard to come by...theyre a clique. the staff in this particular cafe are obsessed with terrible music-i swear to god, in the last 5 minutes they have played dolly parton twice(9-5 and stand by your man)and theyre now on the copa cabana....i dont know;.whats the crazy world coming to?when you cant get a bit of decent music in an ubercool environment such as this one!!!
The guys car is an 80's renault, his house has an actual electricity meter that you put money into(think mr. rigby in rising damp stylee) and hes far from big and strapping.more, thin and interesting. He looks slightly ;like Rhyss Ifans crossed with sean bean.
jesus.what am i at?
you should totally start mugging grannies. you dont even have to hit em or nothin-clapping really loudly will stun then into dropping their bags.after that,its just a case of pulling that triangular scarf thing they all wear over their heads over their eyes and running.try wet rainy thursdays-thats pension day.get em before they get to the farmers market and spend it all on preserves.
then its galway-ho!
Anonymous
July 20 2005, 19:43:05 UTC 6 years ago
Re: Randy In Trailer Park Boys
hello lady, sarah here. guess what? we got broadband installed in our house today so i'm writing this in my living room! also, conor got a wireless re-router so we can use the internet anywhere in the gaff, the future is here! i'm never going to go to college.on other matters, i had a great weekend, went to george's on friday and saturday - had loads of fun. i really want to go to galway this weekend, depends on the money situation. we'll have to wait and see. i'd love to see you though...
so, on the job front, two friends of mine, soracha and laura, gave me a number for a woman at an movie extras. so i rang her up and she's sending me out a form, it costs 30 euro to join for the year and you pretty much get work every week i believe. so you may be seeing me in fair city very soon! it'll be a good way to make some extra money though, pretty non - committal too.
so, i'll keep you updated on the galway situation,
talk to ya later:)